Lindsay Lohan’s Short Shorts Aren’t Short Enough

I understand that the new look this summer seems to be denim short shorts, who says I don’t have any fashion sense, but I think Lindsay Lohan is doing it wrong. The whole point of short shorts are that they’re supposed to be sexy, these ones don’t look right, they look more like hand me downs. The stupid tasseled cape and retarded gladiator boots aren’t exactly helping either, if she was filming a movie I’d let it go, but we all know she’s jobless. Back to the drawing board princess.