Saturday, June 27, 2009
RadarOnline reports there is a little bidding war between two porn sites for the Leighton Meester sex tape. The bids have exceeded over a million dollars. I think this is a bunch a bull and a means to build interest because no two people banging on film is worth that kind of money. Unless, it’s Oprah and Stedman. Don’t lie; you know you’d watch it. Anyway, here’s Ms. Meester at her Manhattan hotel looking like she’s enjoying all this newfound attention.
I hope that when you woke up this morning you were dying to see some pictures of Kristin Cavallari doing a little shopping because do I have some whoppers for you. Here she is out shopping for a new top. Hot stuff! Alright, so who gives a shit but if Kristin isn’t going to make these pictures worth looking at I have to at least make things sound a little more interesting. She still hot though.
I’m glad to see that someone is finally paying more attention to me, at least when it comes to hot up and coming starlets. I said the other day we needed to keep Australian actress Isabel Lucas in the spotlight and bam! Here she is again. I’m quickly falling in love with this girl, even if she looks sad and more than a little hungry at the ‘500 Days of Summer’ premiere. I’ll bring some popcorn, I hope she doesn’t mind that I’ve cut a hole in the bottom of the bag.
I’ve seen some bad pictures in my day, but words can’t describe how scary Micha Barton looks while leaving Bungalow 8 Night Club in London. By far the worst Rotten Tuna posts ever. Mommmmmy!
I can honestly say that Christina Hendricks has some of the best tits in Hollywood, they just don’t get enough exposure, so I’m here to change all that. Tell your friends, tweet it, facebook it, whatever it takes just get these things out there. Here she is showing off her award winning cleavage at the ‘500 Days of Summer’ premiere. Alright so her cleavage hasn’t won any awards but with my help maybe one day it will. Christina can repay me in motorboats.
Jessica Simpson isn’t normally very timid when it comes to showing off her cleavage but for some reason she decided to wear an old lady dress and cardigan to throw us for a loop. I’m disappointed, I was hoping to get a look at her puppies before the weekend, and not the one in the Louis Vuitton carrying case. I don’t know what it is but I have a feeling that she might be a little high maintenance. It’s just a hunch.
I may have to start setting my Tivo to tape the new 90210 if there are going to be more scenes involving AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup hanging out in bikinis licking ice cream and going for a dip in the pool. Is the technology advanced enough to tape only scenes involving chicks in bikinis? It would make life a whole lot easier for a lot of perverts out there. There’s something about a girl in a bikini eating ice cream that’s so wholesome, by wholesome I mean slutty of course.
Friday, June 26, 2009
For some strange reason Megan Fox can’t seam to stop licking her lips for me, here she is outside the Letterman studios taunting me in her see through cleavage busting dress. She must read the site and knows that sticking her tongue out for me will always get her posted, or she’s just so damn tasty even she wants to make out with her. Whatever the reason I like it.