Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Earlier today I said that Tila Tequila’s boobs were badass, I must have still been drunk because Lucy Pinder’s boobs are bad frikin’ ass. Look at these insane things, it looks like she trying to smuggle a couple of babies across the border. That joke makes sense right? Her boobs look like two bald baby heads. Anyway, I feel like I’ve been neglecting Lucy and want to make it up to her somehow. Maybe with a box of wine, some baby oil and a trampoline… Let’s say eight-ish.
Yesterday I talked about supermodel Marisa Miller showing off her supermodel cleavage, well now I’ve got her showing off her supermodel booty in a tiny pair of denim short shorts. Awesome. This is obviously a photoshoot for Harley Davidson, which explains why she getting freaky with a few hogs. I’ve never been more jealous of a motorcycle in my life than I am right now. Lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Kim Kardashian’s big ass is in Australia promoting heavy duty industrial strength Spanx or something, nobody really knows or gives a crap. Here she is walking around giving the Aussies a taste of good old American excess stuffed into a tight little dress. I like it. She looks like she’s drinking Champagne on a yacht in a couple of these pictures so it’s possible she’s shooting a rap video. Although she’d probably be oiled up in a bikini. Now I’ve got a great mental image. Enjoy.