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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential

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Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential
Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential
Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential Lacey Chabert Has Huge Potential
Here’s Lacey Chabert on the red carpet at the “Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past’ premiere the other day showing off why I think she should be in more movies or television shows or pornos. Obviously I don’t know if she’s got any acting talent but she’s definitely got huge talents when it comes to the chesticular arts. You like that one? She’s welcome to spend some time on the HollywoodTuna casting couch if she likes, I’ll have Mom scotchguard it.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed

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Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed
Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed Ali Larter Because She’s Hot And Obsessed
I’ve being noticing that Ali Larter’s new movie Obsessed is being heavily promoted and I have to admit with all the TV ads, viral campaigns and so on, I’m little interested in seeing her play a sex charged psychopath. The thought of some hot chick stalking me and wanting to kill me if I don’t bang the living daylights out her is a major turn on. I don’t see how this film is really a thriller considering to most men cheating on your wife or girlfriend with a crazy “Perfect 10” is not really cheating. It’s a chance of a lifetime!

Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten

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Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten
Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten Lauren Conrad Will Soon Be Forgotten
If you’re into ‘The Hills’ then you’ll appreciate these pictures of Lauren Conrad outside the Letterman studios, If not, you’re over the age of fourteen and have no idea who this nobody is. I know her because it’s my job, I’m not happy about it, but if I were to walk by her on the street I wouldn’t even give her a second look. Unless she happened to be walking with Audrina Patridge’s big fake titties.

I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts

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I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts
I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts I’m Obsessed With Beyonce’s Breasts
Obviously the title to this post is pretty lame but the message comes across the way I had hoped, they can’t all be award winners. Anyhow, here’s Beyonce at the Obsessed premiere the other night showing off a couple of her many talents. I’m not going to see this movie because the images in my head of Beyonce and Ali Larter catfighting are much hotter than anything a film maker could produce. I’ll give you a hint, there’s a midget and at least on stick of butter involved.

Hilary Duff Giving Chase A Chevy

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Hilary Duff Giving Chase A Chevy Hilary Duff Giving Chase A Chevy Hilary Duff Giving Chase A Chevy
Here’s Hilary Duff making an old man feel young again at the Tribeca Film Festival screening of ‘Stay Cool’ the other day. If I were Chevy Chase I’d be doing the exact same thing, my hands would be all over her like Rosie O’Donnell on a double ended dildo. I really don’t know how he kept it together, I’m pretty sure I’d be pitching a tent so big Cirque de Soleil would be selling tickets.

Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress

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Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress
Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress Tila Tequila In A Sexy Tight Dress
I’m not very proud of myself for saying this but there’s something about Tila Tequila that I just can’t seem to get enough of. I’m not sure if it’s the tight tanned little body, the sweet fake tits or the slutty massage parlor look she’s been working for years. Who knows? Whatever it is, it gets her on this site quite often. I think it’s probably the tiny asian hands that make me feel good about myself.