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Monday, May 25, 2009

Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions

Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions
Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions Heidi Montag Has Downed Much Bigger Scorpions
I know what you guys are thinking: Please let that Scorpion be real! But let me tell you even if that was a live one, it wouldn`t have an effect on Heidi Montag. I’m sure she’s taken much worse down her mouth to get into the industry that her body has built up enough resistance to protect her from a measly scorpion. Here she is taking photos before leaving to the jungle for the tv show`I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here`. Good news, we won`t have to see or hear from her and her douche husband for some time.

Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot

Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot
Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot
Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot Leighton Meester Because She Is Hot
Here’s Leighton Meester at the CW Network 2009 UpFront party the other night, I was invited to this one either. Anyhow, I’m really liking this girl, she’s hot, skinny and has a gorgeous face that could melt a testicles’ heart. Anyone who can pull off a suit with short shorts and heels is my kind of lady. Not to mention she looks pretty damn hot in a bikini.

Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To

Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To
After spending so much of her time in the south of France lounging in the sun on Elton John’s yacht in her bikini showing off her tight ass, Hayden Panettiere finally decided to attend one of the events at the Cannes Film Festival. Here she is showing off her new tan lines and cute little person cleavage at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS 2009 event the other night. Her dress looks like it’s falling off. I’m not surprised, there’s not much there to hold it up.
Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To
Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To Hayden Panettiere’s Dress Needs More To Hold On To

Jaime Pressly Fills Out Her Tank Top

Jaime Pressly Fills Out Her Tank Top Jaime Pressly Fills Out Her Tank Top
I don’t normally do many posts on Jaime Pressly, mostly because she’s getting kinda old and her face is sort of beaten down, bur after seeing her in her bikini headed to the liquor store I figured I’d give her another chance. These definitely aren’t the best pictures of her I’ve ever seen but there’s something about them that I like, I wish I could put my finger on them it. Ha! I love that joke.

Haylie Duff Nose Job?

Haylie Duff Nose Job? Haylie Duff Nose Job? Haylie Duff Nose Job?
Haylie Duff Nose Job? Haylie Duff Nose Job? Haylie Duff Nose Job?
You guys obviously know that I think Hilary Duff is the cutest little thing ever and I’d like to make her my wife, but we all seem to have forgotten about her less attractive older sister… Here’s Haylie Duff out shopping and I’m only saying that it’s Hailey because that’s what the photo agency claims it is. I remember Hailey with a much longer and angular nose (click here to compare). If this is in fact Hailey Duff, girl might have gotten a nose job. If it isn’t, well whoever it is, has some bad tan lines…

Audrina Patridge Wears Shorts Shorts

Audrina Patridge Wears Shorts Shorts
I was out last night having some cocktails on a terrace, that’s French for patio, and I’ve noticed that the short shorts are becoming more and more popular with everyday women. Here’s nobody Audrina Patridge out the other day demonstrating exactly why I’m glad this trend is catching on. Hot chicks showing that much leg is never a bad idea, If Audrina could somehow highlight the big fake tits she’s hiding I’d be a much happier man.
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Audrina Patridge Wears Shorts Shorts Audrina Patridge Wears Shorts Shorts Audrina Patridge Wears Shorts Shorts

Friday, May 22, 2009

Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot

Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot
This is probably one of the hottest pic I’ve seen of a supermodel in a while. Sure, Doutzen Kroes ins’t in a bikini or flashing some skin, but the look on her face has “have sex with me” written all over it. I may be wrong, she is a supermodel after all and that’s her job to give fake signals, but if my gut is right, call me Doutzen Kroes. I have what you need.
Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot
Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot
Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot Doutzen Kroes Because She Is Hot

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin

Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin
Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin
Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin Brooke Hogan Heads Out With Her Twin
Here’s Brooke Hogan out the other day doing a little shopping with her dad’s girlfriend, I’m not sure which one’s which. It doesn’t really matter, the point is there seems to be some sort of store in Miami that caters solely to fake titted old blondes into wrestling. Sounds pretty good to me, I guess I need to update my resume. I’ve never worked in retail, is it frowned upon to tape a camera phone to my shoe?