Katy Perry Has Two Tits, I Mean Hits

Here’s an email I received yesterday:

“Just would like to bring up the fact that you mentioned Katy Perry as a one hit wonder in your most recent update of her. Technically, a “hit” song is defined as a song that reaches the top 20 as far as air play, sales, etc., and is distinguished by the RIAA. And as of today (12-07-2008) Ms. Perry has 2 “hit” songs, Kissed a Girl, and Hot ‘n’ Cold. Just figured you’d like to at least be factual on a completely opinionated website.”

Well, I’d like to let you know that my site is hardly ever factual, nor do I care whether Katy Perry has had one or two hits (at the time I wrote the post in question it was only one hit). The only fact I care about is that the girl’s got big tits with a butt-ugly face attached slightly above them - which in my books is a two hit wonder, so I guess you’re right. I apologize.

Oh BTW, here she is at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2008 arrival. I think….