Emmanuelle Chriqui Has To Do Better Than This

I don’t know what all the fuss is about for this chick Emmanuelle Chriqui, occasionally she looks pretty hot in magazine spreads but for the most part she’s pretty plain Jane. Here she is at the “Cadillac Records” premiere in New York City yesterday all tarted up dancing with some old lady and still I’ve got nothing going on down below. I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with the five mimosas I’ve had for breakfast. Only time will tell.