Carrie Underwood Showing us Her Sexy Back

I really don’t have much to say about these pictures of Carrie Underwood, I’m pretty damn hungover and can’t be bothered to think of anything funny or even slightly amusing so you’re going to have to make do on your own. I will point out that she’s dropping, dropping is not the right word, she’s presenting some cleavage for us to enjoy. At least for us to try to enjoy, there’s not much there. The fat kid on my street who rides a unicycle in a tank top has more cleavage than this and he’s a dude.

Christina Hendricks on The Cover of Esquire Magazine

Ever since I first laid eyes on Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ absolutely massive skin pillows, I haven’t been able to look away. Here she is looking possibly the best I’ve ever seen her on the cover of Esquire magazine. So hot! Those things just seem to belong pressed up against my head until I can barely gather enough breath to mutter our predetermined safe-word ‘Aardvark’. Good times.

Mila Kunis – Video and Interview for Esquire

Mila Kunis is in Esquire this month – here are some parts from the “12 things You didn’t Know About…” interview and later, one hot little video of Mila:

Aside from those eyes, she’s actually on the wee side.

Mila has got amazing eyes, caramel-colored and big. Really big. Immense. “Yes, I look like Japanimation,” she says. “I’m aware of that.” The rest of her, on the other hand, is small. “My friends call me Hobbit,” Mila says. “I come across as shorter than I am. People will say, ‘You’re not five foot four. And I’ll say, ‘People, I know my height.’ I’m constantly winning bets. Hundreds of dollars.”

She’s not buying the gossip on plastic surgery.

One site alleges Kunis had a nose job, even though the before and after photos look identical. “Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, I’d get some real work done.”

She can legitimately claim to be the young Angelina Jolie.

A fifteen-year-old Kunis starred as the younger version of Gia, the heroin-addicted bisexual model, in HBO’s biopic. Jolie played Gia as an adult. Kunis’s parents didn’t quite know quite how lurid the movie was until it came out. “They were like, ‘What did we put you in?!’ They were as dumbfounded as I was.”

She wants a better class of paparazzi.

“Sometimes I’ll get paparazzi, but it’s only because someone else was here before me, and I’m like, ‘Crap, I got the leftovers.’”

She wasn’t always American.

Mila grew up in the Ukraine, and didn’t taste American food until she was seven. “I remember having my first Coca-Cola at the Moscow airport. It was awful. I hated it. I’d never had fizzy water before; I’d had juice and water my whole life, and I just couldn’t understand it. Of course now I love me some Diet Coke.”

She’s not sure what to make of Megan Fox.

“She has a tendency to say absurd sh-t and then see what happens. I hope she’s fully consciously aware of what she’s doing, because if she is, she’s brilliant.”

She is super pretty (and funny, too)!

Now let’s watch the video:

Wanna see some more videos featuring sexy celebs made by Esquire? Click HERE for Kate Beckinsale and HERE for Megan Fox!

Britney’s See-Through + Leotard Grammy Look

So guys, these kind of let’s-call-them-dresses are officially in trend. After Blake Lively wore something similar (though prettier) a while back and Ciara was spotted at the Grammys in her own bottom half see-through dress (also prettier), here’s Britney doing the same thing and matching her own leotard with fishnets and studs.

How do you like Britney’s figure in this outfit?

See 2 more after the jump!

Lindsay Lohan in a Little Black Dress

Lindsay Lohan attended Sir Richard Branson’s “Rock the Kasbah” event the day before yesterday in Los Angeles… and she looked slightly better (?) than at the last event – click here to see!

Her weight is no longer a scary issue, that’s one good news.

See 2 more after the jump!

Knock, Knock! Who’s There?

Who’s this hottie in a black dress?

Knock, Knock! Who’s There?

Turn the page to find out!

Keira Knightley!