Mischa Barton In The Ugliest Pants Ever!

I hope this is a joke. Here’s Mischa Barton promoting Herbal Essence Shampoo the other day in some of the worst pants I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like she’s got a massive pantload. I don’t know who decided this but she’s the last person to be promoting hair products, she’s greasy and dirty and probably smells like pachouli oil. If I was one of the Herbal Essence executives I would have fired this dirty hippie years ago, too bad there are no jobs promoting heroin addict lumberjack clowns.

Rotten Tuna: Mischa Barton

Well, this is the first and last time I’ll do two Mischa Barton posts in one day but when you’re kissing a chick out in public while wearing the worst outfit I’ve ever seen a chick wear, you’re going to ruin the moment. Anyway, Mischa is celebrating her 23rd birthday so happy birthday Mischa, and as a present I’ll make you today’s Rotten Tuna girl.

Mischa Barton Is So Skinny, Her Dress Can’t Stay Up

I have to say that I like skinny chicks but there’s such a thing as too skinny, Lindsay Lohan is pushing the limits, here’s Mischa Barton’s frail little figure at some event she shouldn’t have been invited to. She hasn’t had a job in years and it’s starting to show, it looks like she hasn’t had a good meal in a very long time either. Her body is shrinking so quickly her dress can barely stay on, eat a candy bar or something or go eat at Jessica Simpson’s house, lots of food there.

Mischa Barton Forgets Halloween Was Oct. 31

This is just sad, it’s November 3rd and Mischa Barton is still wearing her shitty Halloween costume to try and get a little attention. What a mess, it’s not even a sexy costume, nobody wants to see a former celebrity dressed as a dirty hippie with fat thighs and bad teeth. Maybe it’s just me.