Kay Valentine UK London Carter Jung Import Model

I'm a sucker for chicks with accents. I don't know what it is, but the moment I hear the foreign intonation in a female's voice, my attention, among other things, perks. Everything they say seems that much more important and I hang on to every word. And what an AMEX Black card and hefty bank account do to elevate a man's game (of which I have neither), an accent does to a girl's. A "five" becomes a "six", a "six" a "seven", so on and so forth.

So when Steve and Dennis from Babe Blvd were hyping a new model from the UK, I was intrigued. An import model with a British Accent? Say word, son. Even if she was only moderately cute, I had to meet her. But when Kay Valentine, Ms. London Thang, turned out to be hotter than a Spice Girls orgy sans the Scary Spice, I knew she would be perfect for our ten year anniversary issue. That, and it would give me an excuse to sit down and soak up all her UK-breathed sexiness.