Demi Moore’s Tight Mom Body Outside The Letterman Studios

I thought I’d throw in a sexy MILF for you guys today, just to mix things up a little. Here’s Demi Moore and her tight mom body outside the Letterman studios the other day. She still looks pretty good, but I still can’t believe she’s married to that guy from the Nikon COOLPIX commercials instead of a washed up action star like Bruce Willis. What’s next? She’ll be moving into a celebrity blogger’s mother’s basement. Just a heads up, there’s no door on the bathroom. Wink.

Katy Perry in Her Tight Acid Washed Dress

These pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry in her tight acid washed dress bring back some fond memories, I’m pretty sure I used to have a babysitter in the 80’s who wore outfits almost exactly like this, heels and everything. At least I think she was a babysitter, she used to come over when Mom was away and she’d always tuck us in pretty early. I remember wanting to be a babysitter when I grew up because Dad always paid her a few hundred dollars a night.

Alyssa Milano Giving Me Sexy Eyes at The NFL Draft

I miss the good old days when Alyssa Milano wore clothing that didn’t have some sort of professional sports logo all over it. Call me crazy, but I like my women to dress like women, not fourteen year old boys. Here she is at the NFL draft giving me sexy eyes and teasing me with her fake see through top. I’d like to draft Alyssa, I think she’d be a great asset to my team, we need a tight end. Get it? because she’s got a tight ass. Ugh, I’m still hungover.