Lucy Pinder’s Sexy Magazine Pictures

Earlier today I said that Tila Tequila’s boobs were badass, I must have still been drunk because Lucy Pinder’s boobs are bad frikin’ ass. Look at these insane things, it looks like she trying to smuggle a couple of babies across the border. That joke makes sense right? Her boobs look like two bald baby heads. Anyway, I feel like I’ve been neglecting Lucy and want to make it up to her somehow. Maybe with a box of wine, some baby oil and a trampoline… Let’s say eight-ish.

Marisa Miller in a Tiny Pair of Denim Short Shorts

Yesterday I talked about supermodel Marisa Miller showing off her supermodel cleavage, well now I’ve got her showing off her supermodel booty in a tiny pair of denim short shorts. Awesome. This is obviously a photoshoot for Harley Davidson, which explains why she getting freaky with a few hogs. I’ve never been more jealous of a motorcycle in my life than I am right now. Lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian in a Tight Little Dress in Australia

Kim Kardashian’s big ass is in Australia promoting heavy duty industrial strength Spanx or something, nobody really knows or gives a crap. Here she is walking around giving the Aussies a taste of good old American excess stuffed into a tight little dress. I like it. She looks like she’s drinking Champagne on a yacht in a couple of these pictures so it’s possible she’s shooting a rap video. Although she’d probably be oiled up in a bikini. Now I’ve got a great mental image. Enjoy.

Demi Moore’s Tight Mom Body Outside The Letterman Studios

I thought I’d throw in a sexy MILF for you guys today, just to mix things up a little. Here’s Demi Moore and her tight mom body outside the Letterman studios the other day. She still looks pretty good, but I still can’t believe she’s married to that guy from the Nikon COOLPIX commercials instead of a washed up action star like Bruce Willis. What’s next? She’ll be moving into a celebrity blogger’s mother’s basement. Just a heads up, there’s no door on the bathroom. Wink.

Katy Perry in Her Tight Acid Washed Dress

These pictures of hipster dufus Katy Perry in her tight acid washed dress bring back some fond memories, I’m pretty sure I used to have a babysitter in the 80’s who wore outfits almost exactly like this, heels and everything. At least I think she was a babysitter, she used to come over when Mom was away and she’d always tuck us in pretty early. I remember wanting to be a babysitter when I grew up because Dad always paid her a few hundred dollars a night.

Alyssa Milano Giving Me Sexy Eyes at The NFL Draft

I miss the good old days when Alyssa Milano wore clothing that didn’t have some sort of professional sports logo all over it. Call me crazy, but I like my women to dress like women, not fourteen year old boys. Here she is at the NFL draft giving me sexy eyes and teasing me with her fake see through top. I’d like to draft Alyssa, I think she’d be a great asset to my team, we need a tight end. Get it? because she’s got a tight ass. Ugh, I’m still hungover.

Carrie Underwood Showing us Her Sexy Back

I really don’t have much to say about these pictures of Carrie Underwood, I’m pretty damn hungover and can’t be bothered to think of anything funny or even slightly amusing so you’re going to have to make do on your own. I will point out that she’s dropping, dropping is not the right word, she’s presenting some cleavage for us to enjoy. At least for us to try to enjoy, there’s not much there. The fat kid on my street who rides a unicycle in a tank top has more cleavage than this and he’s a dude.